Welcome back to the Dragonlance Reread!
Last time, Berem was revealed as the Green Gemstone Man as he and the rest of our imprisoned party were busy trying to escape the dungeons. We also met the Queen of Darkness not-quite in the flesh, and—at Kitiara’s urging—Tannis knelt before her to pledge himself to her service. This week, the pell-mell continues as Kit schemes, trumpets blare, and everyone’s conflicted wizard makes his return…
“Horns of doom.” and “Whoever wears the crown, rules.”
Summary
Caramon powers through the dungeons beneath the temple like a dazed juggernaut. He’s searching for Berem—and he knows he’s on the right trail—but the Green Gemstone Man has run off with surprising alacrity. Caramon sprints down to the particularly mucky and slimy end of the dungeon, where he finds Berem fighting.
Berem and Caramon take care of the monsters (but it is close), and then resume Berem’s frantic mission. They’re deep, deep below the temple now, in a tiny, old room. Berem leads them to a small arch—opening into darkness. Caramon lights a torch and they step forward. There’s the sound of trumpets.
Meanwhile, Tika and Tas are leading the remainder of the draconian guards on a wild goose chase. They’re faster than the draconians, but the draconians, being horrible monsters, have incredible endurance. Plus, our heroes are totally lost. The longer they can distract the guards, the better, but they can’t hold out forever…
As they run out of breath, they stumble into a long corridor that leads, blessedly, upwards, out of the dungeons. There’s even a door at the end: they’ve found the exit. Tas scopes out the—surprisingly simple—lock, while Tika, exhausted, catches her breath.
Tas realises—to his chagrin—this is the lock from the Silvanesti dream. He knows how this is going to turn out, and it ain’t pretty. But he steels himself: Fizban told him to be brave, he’s a Kender (and therefore supposedly not afraid of anything) and, moreover, Tika is holding off a horde of draconians single-handedly. He needs to do his bit.
Tas fumbles at the lock, but, almost as he expected, the trap springs. The poison reaches his heart, and he is paralysed… Tas cries softly, with the bleeding-out-and-unconscious Tika besides him. He hears the sound of trumpets…
Back to Tanis (remember him?). He’s just sworn fealty to the Dark Queen, as Laurana cries out in despair behind him. There is, as always, emotional turmoil. Kitiara doesn’t care, and shoves him out the way. His role is done. Kit requests that the Dark Queen give Laurana’s soul to Lord Soth as his reward. Laurana is not happy. Tanis is not happy—this breaks his bargain with Kitiara. He starts to nag at Kit, but she shushes him. This is part of a plan.
The Dark Queen agrees, and requests that Tanis come forward to pledge his fealty to Lord Ariakas as well. This isn’t anything he’s prepared for, but Kit tells him to shut up and do it, and don’t ruin things for her. What follows is a lot of dramatic Tanis-walking, as he makes his way across the room of eeeeeevil. Draconians, Highlords, the terrifying Ariakas, etc.
When he reaches Ariakas, Tanis hears words in his mind—whomever has the Crown of Power rules. So Kill Ariakas, take the Crown. The scheme delights Tanis. Ariakas is alone and undefended, and the Crown can be his leverage to get Laurana back. Tanis approaches, and then realises his fatal flaw: Ariakas is a wizard, and protected by a bubble of dark magical power. (Basically, he’s a badass.) Plus, Ariakas is smarter than he is—Tanis can see the Highlord puzzle things out, and realise that this is some sort of scheme.
Tanis is about to give up when there’s another whisper. Just do it. Glancing around, he sees a figure lurking in the shadows (in a room full of lurking figures, this one is clearly the lurkiest). Screwing up his courage, he goes for it. Tanis fakes setting his sword down and goes for the kill. To his surprise, the magic shield disappears, and he whacks right into the Highlord Ariakas. Ariakas, however, being a badass, takes the blow and punches Tanis right off his feet. However, even his power has its limits… as he prepares to end Tanis’ life, the sword wound takes its toll, and he collapses.
Kit is (as always) first to react, and sends Soth. But Tanis is closer and grabs the Crown from the floor. The room freezes. All eyes, including the Dark Queen’s, turn to him… but then there’s the sound of horns. And her Dark, Queenly attention—shockingly—goes elsewhere. Her draconians sprint from the room, obeying some secret command, and the Queen herself goes elsewhere (as does Mysterious Lurker). What’s happening?
Back to Caramon. The trumpets, he figures, came from the arch—some sort of trap. But he and Berem plow forwards. They squish through dark water, over horrible things—including dragon hatchlings. The torch goes out in the swamp, but Berem still goes on… he spots the gemstone pillar, the site where this all began. He’s so close to finishing his quest. But there’s someone in the way: Raistlin.
(silent cheer)
Back in the hall, Tanis is trying to maintain his negotiating position. Soth can destroy him on a whim. But Kit ‘lets’ him bear the Crown to her himself. Escorted by the Death Knight and some of Kit’s guards, he makes his way to her. Kit is enthusiastic—they can rule together! Rule the world! THE WORLD! He can even keep Laurana as a plaything, if he likes.
Tanis tells her to piss off. He’ll give her the Crown after she escorts him and Laurana out of Neraka. Kit is disappointed, but understands he’s telling the truth: he really just wants Laurana, and none of the rest. But, yay, he’s saved the princess, right?
The princess disagrees. As Tanis starts to take Laurana out, she knocks him down, grabs Kit’s sword and holds the Highlord hostage. She, she says, can damn well take care of herself. Tanis makes a Tanis-style plea, but Laurana’s having none of it. She knocks him on his ass, and the Crown goes skittering into the crowd.
As the Dark Queen writhes over the room, delighting in this contest of champions, the combined forces of Evil all scrabble around for the Crown… Craziness ensues.
Monster(s) of the Week
As with last week: all of ‘em.
New ones: dragon hatchlings! They’re icky!
Notable Quotes
“I am Laurana. I will live or die on my own, without your help.”
Is it true? Is it justified? Is it really, really, terribly timed? Yes, to all three. And also inspiring as all hell. Well done, Laurana—character arc complete.
“Shirak”
(screams of joy)
Jared’s Take
Trumpets! Let’s all take a moment to remember this masterpiece of creative content.
As noted—frequently—by the characters themselves—the trumpets are pretty damn meaningful in our series. They showed up in Tarsis, when the party was split. They blasted in Silvanesti, when the party was chopped into pieces. And they also (although no one else knows this) played when Sturm died. And here they are again. The mechanics of the trumpets are… hazy.
They’re not really the same trumpets, presumably. Although they could be: the Tarsis ones were real trumpets, but the other three occurrences are magical echoes, so sure. Let’s suppose they are the magical equivalent of the Nokia ringtone. Which bodes ill for anyone in an orchestra.
But things are definitely getting hot and heavy. If anything, Tanis vs The Combined Forces of Darkness is the least interesting part. Caramon and Berem are this close to completing the overarching meta-quest. Tika and Tas are… fighting for their lives, if not outright dead. Tanis is… walking across a room. And swinging his sword, once, and—even with magical assistance—almost botching the job. It is hard not to make fun of him sometimes.
What’s fun about the Tanis scenes are that, for once, we’re only in one character’s head. We know Kitiara has a plan, but was this it? We know Ariakas suspects something, but what? We know (now) that Laurana has a scheme of her own… but what did she overhear of Tanis, if anything? Is she reacting like this because she thinks Tanis has gone to the Dark Side? Or not?
(Thinking back to Dragonlance as RPG—Laurana whacking Tanis on the chest and then doing her own thing is exactly what players would do. You can imagine the DM being like “GODDAMMIT, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN LOVE. URGH, Tanis—roll a Dexterity check. Oh look. You failed. Again. Aren’t you half-elven ffs?!”)
Oddly, the only other character whose motivation is made clear is the Dark Queen: the text explains that she doesn’t intervene because she likes this sort of Darwinian promotion process. Terrible for HR, but, hey, as discussed previously—that’s what Evil do.
Let’s see how it all comes together in the next two chapters—we’re chock full o’ cliffhangers right now. But, you know… Raistlin’s back.
Mahvesh’s Take
Raistlin’s back and you’re gonna be in trou-ble, hey la, day la! Lord Soth for one better take a permanent vacation, right? Oh how I’ve missed that Shirak. The next couple of chapters better feature a whole of Raistlin. Let’s face it—who else is going to clean up this mess?
And wow, what a mess it is! I honestly don’t know what’s going on in the Dark Queen’s court—she doesn’t seem to run a very tight ship, does she? Sure, she’s curious about letting things evolve (or in this case, disintrigrate) naturally, but really, shouldn’t a tyrant queen of evil be more…tyranical? Evil? Be sorting this stuff out instead of watching it like some sort of fantasy version of Friends, with Tanis and Kitiara as sword weilding Chandler and Janis? Not sure where Laurana fits into that analogy but her situation is pretty strange too—what does she knows? How is she suddenly so certain of herself, given she’s been tied up and kept in captivity for a while now? Has it only made her stronger? I can’t not be happy she chucks Tanis off the stage though (both literally and metaphorically), given how long she spent being defined only by her pining for him. It’s about time Laurana, about time indeed. Now I’m just hoping she’s got a better plan than ‘ditch Tanis and run’. Though frankly, given what a pain Tanis has been, that’s a pretty decent start.
I’m really, really, uncertain about where we’re headed with the Queen. If she’s okay with her military leaders running amuck like this, will she be just as lax when it comes to Berem? In fact…he’s running around helter skleter while she watches the Tanis-Kit-Laurana saga unfold, so why hasn’t she sensed him, or made some effort to take from him what she needs? Is Berem more special than we know? Or is the Queen just not as powerful? Raistlin only knows.
Mahvesh loves dystopian fiction & appropriately lives in Karachi, Pakistan. She writes about stories & interviews writers the Tor.com podcast Midnight in Karachi when not wasting much too much time on Twitter.
Jared Shurin is an editor for Pornokitsch and the non-profit publisher Jurassic London.
Chapter 10 is my favorite chapter in Dragons of Spring Dawning as Laurana shows so much courage and cunning and ferocity here, and it is absolutely glorious watching her, despite being alone and surrounded by thousands of enemies with even an evil goddess looming over her, take on and single handedly defeat all of her enemies. Laurana’s attack on Kitiara where she completely kicked Kitiara’s ass was especially magnificent. (The single most satisfying moment in all of the Chronicles.) And Laurana shoving Tanis off the platform after he tried to keep her from escaping is a very close second as it had her simultaneously showing Tanis she was done with his garbage while also setting off a Dragonarmy civil war (meaning she pretty much single handedly just destroyed the Dragonarmies.) Best hero ever!
I do though have to call Laurana out for telling Tanis that she’s “not even the Golden General.” While I agree that Laurana is not just the Golden General, the Golden General is certainly a part of her, and she was clearly in full on Golden General mode here. (Hence why Kitiara and the Dragonarmies didn’t know what hit them.)
Otherwise Tanis, as always, continues to infuriate me. He does at least seem to have finally given up on being with Kitiara (and all it took to get Tanis there was Kitiara trying to literally damn Laurana right in front on him to get him there), but he still continues to be a complete ass to Laurana as demonstrated by (after he killed Ariakas and seemingly reached a deal with Kitiara) his not even bothering to apologize or explain his recent, seemingly evil actions to Laurana but instead just grabbing her and curtly ordering her to come with him. Tanis does seem to genuinely care about Laurana, but his incredibly dismissive attitude towards her (treating her as nothing more than a ditzy damsel in distress) shows a complete lack of respect for her as a person. And of course Tanis followed up his extremely dismissive treatment of Laurana by then actually trying to stop her from escaping when she broke free on her own. Grrr! I was so happy when Laurana shoved him off the platform.
As for Jared’s question:
We know (now) that Laurana has a scheme of her own… but what did she overhear of Tanis, if anything? Is she reacting like this because she thinks Tanis has gone to the Dark Side? Or not?
I would say that Laurana definitely believed (and with very good cause) that Tanis has gone over to the dark side. Remember all that she has seen of Tanis so far in Neraka is:
1) Him clad in Dragonarmy armor while apparently serving as one of Kitiara’s officers;
2) Him coldly turning away from her when she looked to him for reassurance;
3) Him kowtowing before Takhisis;
4) Him murdering a man; and
5) Him crowning himself and claiming rulership over all the Dragonarmies.
And at no time during any of this did Tanis ever bother to tell Laurana that it was all an act and he was there to help her. Even when he was negotiating for Laurana’s release with Kitiara, Tanis spoke softly so only Kitiara could hear him.
“I’m going to leave the Hall now,” he said softly, speaking for her ears alone, “with Laurana. You and your troops will escort us out of here. When we are safely outside this evil place, I will give you the Crown. Betray me, and you will never hold it. Do you understand?”
And Kitiara stayed equally quiet.
Kitiara’s lips twisted in a sneer. “So she is truly all you care about?” she whispered caustically.
So Laurana would have no way of knowing that Tanis was trying to help her. Nor did Tanis say or do anything afterwards to reassure Laurana. All he did was:
Turning, he walked over to Laurana, who was standing with her back to them, gazing sightlessly above the crowd. Tanis gripped her arm. “Come with me,” he commanded coldly.
No apology, no explanation, no reassurances, just a cold command from a man in Dragonarmy armor who would have certainly looked as though he was just carrying out his Queen’s command to have Laurana taken down to the Death Chambers.
As such given the information Laurana had available at that time, she would have had to believe that Tanis was now evil, and thus she acted very wisely in breaking free on her own.
And as for Mahvesh’s question:
How is she suddenly so certain of herself, given she’s been tied up and kept in captivity for a while now? Has it only made her stronger?
This is Laurana Kanan we are talking about, the woman that dominated a dragon orb on sheer willpower. She’s always had boundless courage and determination, so of course she rallied when things looked their worst and came out swinging. And since she happens to be smarter and tougher than both Tanis and Kitiara, it worked.
Now I’m just hoping she’s got a better plan than ‘ditch Tanis and run’. Though frankly, given what a pain Tanis has been, that’s a pretty decent start.
Well she’s managed to arm herself, massively humiliated Kitiara in front of all of the assembled Dragonarmies, and gotten the Dragonarmies to start fighting each other, so she’s doing pretty good so far. And even if it doesn’t ultimately end up working and she gets cut down, being killed in battle is a much better fate than being ritually tortured to death in the Dark Queen’s dungeons and then having her soul enslaved by a death knight.
And wow, what a mess it is! I honestly don’t know what’s going on in the Dark Queen’s court—she doesn’t seem to run a very tight ship, does she? Sure, she’s curious about letting things evolve (or in this case, disintrigrate) naturally, but really, shouldn’t a tyrant queen of evil be more…tyranical? Evil? Be sorting this stuff out instead of watching it like some sort of fantasy version of Friends, with Tanis and Kitiara as sword weilding Chandler and Janis?
My memory of the novels is some 20-plus years old, but I have a pretty good knowledge of the modules. And again, they present a better story than we get in the novels, in my view.
The whole confrontation is a lot more structured. In the modern 3rd Edition version, the final scene centres around the players facing off against Kitiara, Ariakas and possibly the other Highlords in a fight to the finish as they try to seal the gate and keep Takhisis from passing through. There’s none of the idiocy between the Highlords here-they fight here as an organized team, although some of them may leave to coordinate the Dragonarmies’ fight against the invading Solamnic armies that attack Neraka.
Otherwise Tanis, as always, continues to infuriate me. He does at least seem to have finally given up on being with Kitiara (and all it took to get Tanis there was Kitiara trying to literally damn Laurana right in front on him to get him there), but he still continues to be a complete ass to Laurana as demonstrated by (after he killed Ariakas and seemingly reached a deal with Kitiara) his not even bothering to apologize or explain his recent, seemingly evil actions to Laurana but instead just grabbing her and curtly ordering her to come with him. Tanis does seem to genuinely care about Laurana, but his incredibly dismissive attitude towards her (treating her as nothing more than a ditzy damsel in distress) shows a complete lack of respect for her as a person. And of course Tanis followed up his extremely dismissive treatment of Laurana by then actually trying to stop her from escaping when she broke free on her own. Grrr! I was so happy when Laurana shoved him off the platform.
That’s one part of the problem-the other is that Tanis’s boneheaded “plan” would never have succeeded without Raistlin’s interference, interference he couldn’t have anticipated and only received by sheer luck (or possibly Raistlin’s cleverness, anticipating that Tanis would think with his privates rather than his brains in letting himself get this tied up with Kitiara). As everybody else here has already pointed out, why should Laurana have any reason to trust him in any of this?
And shouldn’t it be obvious to everybody both in-universe and out that Kitiara is a manipulative, cold-blooded sociopath who’s never really cared for anyone but herself? So why does Tanis even think she’ll be fooled by his offer, when she’s already planning how she’s going to either kill him or reduce him to a degraded sex toy and take the Crown anyway?
I was actually hoping for the pipes, not the trumpets …
And shouldn’t it be obvious to everybody both in-universe and out that Kitiara is a manipulative, cold-blooded sociopath who’s never really cared for anyone but herself? So why does Tanis even think she’ll be fooled by his offer, when she’s already planning how she’s going to either kill him or reduce him to a degraded sex toy and take the Crown anyway?
Agreed. I really don’t get Tanis’s thinking here. The idea of trading the crown for Laurana isn’t a bad one, but Tanis is completely botching the execution. He has to know that any leverage he has over Kitiara because of the crown only lasts until he hands it over to her after which she will certainly turn on him, so why would Tanis only demand an escort to the outskirts of Neraka (which would still leave him and Laurana deep in Dragonarmy territory and thus horribly vulnerable to immediate retaliation from Kitiara?)
To make this idea work what Tanis needed to do was take advantage of Kitiara hugging him after he killed Ariakas, not to crown himself but to place a dagger against Kitiara’s throat and then insist that she personally fly him and Laurana back to Kalaman. (And of course do this loudly enough so that Laurana understands that Tanis isn’t actually evil and is trying to help her.) Tanis would also have to warn Kitiara (and mean it) that the moment he sees Lord Soth he will immediately open up her throat. Tanis would then have to require that Kitiara fly Laurana and him to Kalaman on a wyvern. (Letting Kitiara use a dragon to fly them back is right out since that would give her too powerful an ally to help her possibly turn the tables.) And Tanis would of course have to keep the dagger pressed against Kitiara’s throat the entire flight. (And it wouldn’t hurt to have her gagged and tied up as well.) Then when they land outside Kalaman, Tanis would have to stay back with Kitiara (still with the knife against her throat) until Laurana was safely within Kalaman. Then and only then could Tanis give Kitiara the crown.
Agreed. I really don’t get Tanis’s thinking here. The idea of trading the crown for Laurana isn’t a bad one, but Tanis is completely botching the execution. He has to know that any leverage he has over Kitiara because of the crown only lasts until he hands it over to her after which she will certainly turn on him, so why would Tanis only demand an escort to the outskirts of Neraka (which would still leave him and Laurana deep in Dragonarmy territory and thus horribly vulnerable to immediate retaliation from Kitiara?)
The whole story arc here really illustrates how frustrating the Dragonlance Chronicles are. There are some good ideas here, but the whole execution is sloppy, particularly in that it seems to rely on every party acting stupider than the last:
-The protagonists try to sneak into inner Neraka, but it doesn’t occur to them that they might be asked for security papers and passes. They never apparently consulted any of the Whitestone forces or spies to get an idea of what might be needed to infiltrate the Dragon Empire;
-The protagonists are predictably jailed, only for Kitiara to be stupid enough to commit treason and free Tanis, never mind that she caught him red-handed trying to sneak into Neraka for what are probably going to be nefarious reasons, and she overlooks that they’ve dropped Berem right into the palm of her hand;
-Tanis tries to charm Kitiara, stupidly thinking that she will honor any deal she makes with him, including letting Laurana go free. His half-baked attempt to save Laurana only ‘succeeds’ thanks to Raistlin, who just happens to be there at the right time and that Tanis couldn’t have anticipated;
-Instead of commanding her Highlords to stop bickering and send some of them to kill Tanis and some of the others to stop the rest of the protagonists from ruining her plans, Takhisis merely watches the conflict and lets her years of effort to return to Krynn get destroyed in the process. And they would have obeyed her-the different colors of the Dragonarmies work together because they’re all too scared of her to turn on each other.
I used to dislike Raistlin for being such a jerk, but this reread has shown me that his smug attitude is almost justified, particularly when it seems like he’s one of the few people with any sense.
The whole story arc here really illustrates how frustrating the Dragonlance Chronicles are. There are some good ideas here, but the whole execution is sloppy, particularly in that it seems to rely on every party acting stupider than the last:
There’s definitely a lot of truth to that. (Certainly Laurana’s capture was incredibly contrived, with the authors having to make Laurana drunk and turn Flint and Tas into complete wimps to make it happen.) That said, I think that some of the specific complaints you raise can be justified.
-The protagonists try to sneak into inner Neraka, but it doesn’t occur to them that they might be asked for security papers and passes. They never apparently consulted any of the Whitestone forces or spies to get an idea of what might be needed to infiltrate the Dragon Empire;
In the Heroes’ defense Tanis’s group had just spent several months behind enemy lines, so it’s perhaps understandable they thought they understood how the Dragonarmies operated. Unfortunately their prior undercover experience all happened to be in eastern Ansalon where the Dragonarmies stashed Toede, their most inept Highlord (who was probably rather lax on enforcing security procedures and thus gave Tanis and company a false impression of Dragonarmy security.)
-The protagonists are predictably jailed, only for Kitiara to be stupid enough to commit treason and free Tanis, never mind that she caught him red-handed trying to sneak into Neraka for what are probably going to be nefarious reasons, and she overlooks that they’ve dropped Berem right into the palm of her hand;
I’ll give Kitiara a pass on this, since she actually did see through Tanis’s initial deception and ordered her own independent investigation by her most competent agent. Gakhan getting killed by Berem was a freak occurrence that Kitiara realistically couldn’t have expected, and if not for that she would have captured Bakaris.
(Though Kitiara does still need to be called out for her idiocy in leaving Laurana completely unrestrained.)
-Tanis tries to charm Kitiara, stupidly thinking that she will honor any deal she makes with him, including letting Laurana go free. His half-baked attempt to save Laurana only ‘succeeds’ thanks to Raistlin, who just happens to be there at the right time and that Tanis couldn’t have anticipated;
Yeah, I can’t argue with you on this one. (Other than I would say Laurana saved herself.)
-Instead of commanding her Highlords to stop bickering and send some of them to kill Tanis and some of the others to stop the rest of the protagonists from ruining her plans, Takhisis merely watches the conflict and lets her years of effort to return to Krynn get destroyed in the process. And they would have obeyed her-the different colors of the Dragonarmies work together because they’re all too scared of her to turn on each other.
Takhisis actually did send troops to stop Berem and Caramon as soon as she became aware of the danger. Here’s the relevant passage.
Her Dark Majesty’s shadowy eyes had been on Tanis , but now their gaze was abstracted. Her shadow grew and intensified, spreading through the Hall like a dark cloud. Reacting to some unspoken command, draconians wearing her black insignia ran from their posts around the edge of the Hall and disappeared through the Doors.
So she did send troops, they just didn’t get there in time.